View Full Version : 3 minute contracts...

Lethal Larry
07-05-2010, 07:03 PM
... now, I've heard of seedy motels having an hourly rate for *ahem* certain types of clientele...

but a 3-minute rental...??!?

One has to wonder just what someone can accomplish in a mere 3 minutes.
That time includes getting in the door and whatnot. As in, you signed the contract, got in, took off your coat, and you now have... what, 2 and a half minutes left before you have to leave. Oh, and assuming you have company, he or she will probably want to take their coat off, too. And two minutes later you'll both need to put your coats back on before you leave.

As such, I generally tend to refer to the 3-minute contract as the "Premature Ejaculator" contract.

Which is probably horribly inappropriate.

07-05-2010, 07:53 PM
"Premature Ejaculator"

LMFAAOO!!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHA ahahahhahaha omg... that was funny.. :p:p:p:p

Lethal Larry
07-05-2010, 08:05 PM
... makes me wonder if there's any fellers out there who wish there were 2 minute contracts....

07-06-2010, 01:20 AM
There are no toilets in the city..I guess they use the toilets and leave..LOL

07-06-2010, 05:54 AM
...the "Premature Ejaculator" contract.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY :D:p:D

07-07-2010, 10:05 PM
thats not enough time to have quickie, and cleaned up lol